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Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

Help for what? Setting up ovens? Wrestling bears? [He really hasn't been cued into the whole kidnapping/government conspiracy and that's pretty okay with him. Living in his little world with his wife and small group of budding friends is uncomfortable enough. Every day has its own set of challenges and rewards. And, really that's all he can ask for.]

I don't get it, man. Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't make any sense.

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

I suppose we're just expected to drop everything and come live here. The powers are more of a suggestion, a means to -- become a hero. [Ned took a breath, trying to remain calm but this was really hitting a little close to home.

Standing back from the ovens after a long pause, he stands and puts his hands on his hips.] There.

Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jason offers a grimace that could resemble a smile in some small way.]

Hero? I don't know, man. I'm not really the, uh, superhero guy. I don't think I'd look good in spandex.

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

Does anyone? [He sighs, tossing the towel onto the counter and wandering back onto the restaurant floor.]

Re: ACTION (shit I totally didn't mean to type Jason in that last tag :X)

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jim shrugs and pockets his hands again.]

Well, I think some people are better at it than others. Like, you know, they got trained or something.

ACTION (LMFAO its okay i have 3 S-named characters. i feel your pain)

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

By Batman, or Superman. [he nods. Perhaps Jim would understand his massive dorkiness :c]

Re: ACTION (<33)

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like Batman or Superman. Or Bear Man. [He jokes, as he's pretty sure Dwight's favorite character would be Bear Man. Some how.

Well, except for the fact that Jim is Bear Man. If setting up ovens counts as a superhero activity.]

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

[Ned chuckles] Or him. [he just generally seems more cheerful from this point on ok]

Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jim laughs a little as he takes another look around the Pie Hole.]

This could work, man.

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

I think so. You'll have to meet Shahrazad but I think you would be a good fit -- I mean, that the Pie Hole would be a good fit, for you.

Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jim at first raises his eyebrows at Ned's phrasing before nodding, ignoring the urge to insert 'that's what she said.' But, boy is it hard not to. So, he instead pockets his hands and smiles.]

Yeah, no I got you on that. Go team. [And pulls one hand out of his pocket for a high-five.]

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

[O-oh. It takes Ned a few seconds to understand, before tentatively slapping Jim's hand.]

...We don't get many of those, in Papen County.

Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jim raises an eyebrow at the almost timid nature to Ned. Well, that's what Jim's here for. To be the big salesman.]

High-fives?

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

[He nods.] Or at least, I don't.

Re: ACTION

[onteamvoldemort.livejournal.com]

[Jim looks a little confused by that but shrugs.]

Well I guess it's not for everyone.

ACTION

[stressbaking.livejournal.com]

I'm not big on change. [he says it in a slightly bemused, and self-deprecating fashion.] Or...touching.